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The vintage fast food aesthetic meets perfectly plausible deniability in one gloriously unhinged design
so it feels as good as the best funny t-shirts should
or any time you want to wear your thoughts on your sleeve (literally)
so this cursed artifact is somehow the softest
the naughty birthday
YOU ARE NEVER LONELY WHEN YOU HAVE CRABS sarcasm-shirt The vintage fast food aestheticAbout This Design A vintage woodcut crab reclines in a striped beach chair at golden hour sunglasses on, tropical cocktail raised, the picture of dignified coastal leisure. Bold retro lettering arches overhead: 'YOU ARE NEVER LONELY WHEN YOU HAVE CRABS.' So charming. So wholesome. So plausibly innocent. And then it isn't. Why You'll Love This Shirt It reads clean at the family crab boil and lands filthy the second someone actually reads it. Comfort
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