Pencils for Lefties teaching don’t you realize a Glade

don’t you realize a Glade Plug-Ins is going to make your room smell way better than a fucking scented candle

Smells like dad will know what to do

didja have to schedule the WebEx for 6:15 p

Smells like mixed signals and bad decisions

hand me that bottle

Pencils for Lefties teaching don’t you realize a GladeYou're Weird. No, but seriously. Can you just suck it up and start using your right hand like everyone else in the developed world? Youre making us look bad with all your creativity and success. Its like youre part of a secret club we can never join. And frankly, the rest of us have the right to feel left out. See what I did there? Thats the best thing a right hander can come up with. We need you weirdos. Pencils: The Real Right Side Up Smudge This!