If its attacking a battle, put a +1/+1 counter on it instead
Tevesh Szat, Doom of Fools Tevesh Szat, Doom of Fools is all about creating sacrifice fodder and sacrificing them for value
The price for all of that scry is a slower start, which is why I eliminated all other lands that enter the battlefield tapped
Endless Punishment Decklist Kederekt Parasite | Illustration by Dan Scott Commander (1) Creature (32) Kederekt Parasite Blood Artist Blood Seeker Harsh Mentor Stormfist Crusader Braids, Arisen Nightmare Florian, Voldaren Scion Gleeful Arsonist Mayhem Devil Morbid Opportunist Rampaging Ferocidon Star Athlete Vial Smasher the Fierce Barbflare Gremlin Falkenrath Noble Fate Unraveler Kardur, Doomscourge Mogis, God of Slaughter Nightshade Harvester Rakdos, Lord of Riots Solemn Simulacrum Tectonic Giant Brash Taunter Gray Merchant of Asphodel Massacre Girl Persistent Constrictor Syr Konrad, the Grim The Lord of Pain Combustible Gearhulk Fear of Burning Alive Massacre Wurm Kaervek the Merciless Instant (6) Infernal Grasp Rakdos Charm Bedevil Blood Pact Chaos Warp Suspended Sentence Sorcery (7) Feed the Swarm Grab the Prize Sign in Blood Light Up the Stage Sadistic Shell Game Decree of Pain Blasphemous Act Enchantment (5) Enchanter's Bane Bastion of Remembrance Theater of Horrors Spiteful Visions Spiked Corridor // Torture Pit Artifact (11) Basilisk Collar Sol Ring Arcane Signet Fellwar Stone Lightning Greaves Mind Stone Rakdos Signet Sance Board Talisman of Indulgence Thought Vessel Mask of Griselbrand Land (38) Ash Barrens Blackcleave Cliffs Bloodfell Caves Canyon Slough Command Tower Dragonskull Summit Evolving Wilds Exotic Orchard Foreboding Ruins Geothermal Bog Graven Cairns Leechridden Swamp Mountain x8 Shadowblood Ridge Shivan Gorge Smoldering Marsh Spinerock Knoll Sulfurous Springs Swamp x8 Tainted Peak Temple of Malice Temple of the False God Terramorphic Expanse Witch's Clinic Plane (10) Fear My Authority I Call for Slaughter I Will Savor Your Agony My Crushing Masterstroke No Secret Is Hidden from Me Reality Is Mine to Control Running Is Useless When Will You Learn
I know not everyone cards about flavor, but I think Magic is in a great place if the think the Zombie deck does is exactly what the average person would answer if you asked them what a Zombie deck should do
