Committing crimes was the theme of the Standard set before this, Outlaws of Thunder Junction
Split second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.) For each Aura and Equipment you control, you may attach it to a creature you control

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As a big fan of old Phyrexia, I also have to give kudos to this card for truly feeling like a threatening massive Phyrexian horror, unlike things like Dragon Engine
For players who are looking to add some flare to their Commander decks, this new promo delivers