Hugh Jayness (Signed Copy) Autographed Buy it for yourself and

Buy it for yourself and tell people you received it as a gift

daring anyone to ask you about it

and watching other people spiral into confusion while you sip your coffee with the calmness of an unbothered psychopath

I personally deface every single book with my signature

let the good doctor see you now

Hugh Jayness (Signed Copy) Autographed Buy it for yourself andHugh Jayness is a fully illustrated, childrens book looking, adults only parody about a brilliant doctor saddled with an unfortunate name you should probably say out loud once and then pretend you didnt. Drawn in sweet, candy colored panels and told in tight little rhymes, this not for kids story follows a medical prodigy who studies the shadowy arts of proctology with professional pride, latex at the ready, and the kind of bedside manner that says,